Thanks yanks
The exit polls were poles apart from the reality on the ground. Lawyers primed to check the vote traipsed off unhappy about loss of fees. For George W Bush has for the first time legally been given the mandate to bankrupt the US and pursue idiotically the war on trrr. Lip a-quiver as he faced the republican plankton at the Reagan Centre, he said he was “humbled by the trust” invested in him. “Our military has bought honour to America,” he added – Iraq can look forward to much more of the same valour, while Sharon rubs fat hands at the prospect of an even freer hand in his Palestinian marginalisation.
Cull can now call the US election an exercise in gerrymandering and exaggeration of the democratic process to add legitimacy to the Bush presidency. With any optimism for change cruelly dented, we ask a series of cataclysmically pertinent questions:
- Why do the Democrats always seem to help Regan/Bush (ultra-conservative/religious right) Republicans by putting up wooden oafs who try and criticise the incumbent without suggesting that there are many policy differences between them? In his surrender, Kerry still preached the need for unity: now is the time to make Democrats worthwhile opposition, not appeasers.
- How did increased voter turnout convert to a clearer margin of victory for Bush when a higher turnout has always favoured the Democrats in the past?
- Why was (Dubya & Jeb associate) Glenda Hood, the head of election services (?) in Florida, not questioned properly about loss of power to voting equipment, the supplier Diebold’s performance in previous elections and Republican Party links and other irregularities this time around?
- Why is it that the debacle in 2000 has now made it easier for the American public to dismiss complaints about loss of ballot papers and other forms of illegal interference coming from the ‘losers’ camp?
- Why has no formal investigation been launched into why all US TV channels (starting with Fox, interestingly) said Gore had won in 2000 and were then proxy broadcasters for the Bush camp by presenting all sorts of red herrings and supreme court propaganda to allegedly cover up their editorial error? (How to guarantee a subservient media – accuse them of treachery).
We could go on.
The Republicans now control all tiers of US government and within the next couple of years there are an unprecedented four new appointments to be made to the Supreme Court, where Bush has already promised to appoint pro-lifers, nicely bridging the gap medieval-style between church and state and advancing the domestic aspect of the war on terror: promoting hatred of liberals, not even the ones who make you think like Gore Vidal, but the ones who live next door in Idaho. Absolute social meltdown within 10 years.
Of course we are mere Old Europeans and the elections in the American empire were none of our surrender-monkey business (witness the incredibly belligerent reaction to the
Guardian’s light-hearted Operation Clark County feature). The Organisation for Security & Co-operation in Europe were denied access. Indeed, we’re not sure who carried out the monitoring of these free, fair and balanced elections, if any one. Wouldn’t have been foreigners though. You couldn’t have people from abroad monitoring the elections in a country founded by immigrants. No way. That would be un-American.
Yours – the limey assholes
¶ 11:08 PM