Political Peccadillo
Clearing one area to legitimise others, or more Israeli utility of “facts on the ground”
The Israeli Defence Minister Moshe Dayan
asserted (in 1968) the strategic and nationalistic significance of Israeli settlements in Palestinian territory: “In determining the map and in determining our desire for a new map, I see settlement as the most symbolic factor and the one that will bind us most...”
Former Minister of Agriculture (settlements portfolio) Ariel Sharon used to encourage this more than any other politician (and self respecting genocide co-ordinator) through such Israeli settlement of Palestinian land. So why has Daz Sandra, sorry, Sharon, ‘betrayed’ the settlers in the Gaza Strip? Because the Palestinians are no longer a political entity. Arafat**, now receiving treatment in France after Tel Aviv’s assent, has been vilified by successive Israeli governments for the last decade (despite continued and frequent collaboration with the Israeli security and intelligence forces). Why? Because he is the last Palestinian political figure. Any Palestinian hoping to replace him will be killed by their own militants or Israel’s state sponsored militants @ Mossad (or, as is most likely, a combination).
Hannan Ashwari and Marwan Barghouti are either too female or popular to be accepted by indigenous power seekers in the Occupied Territories and the real arbiters of Palestinian power, the Israeli security apparatus.
In a monumental moving of the goalposts, the Israeli endgame has always been to make the situation in Palestine intractable through the establishment of illegal settlements and the violent flux this creates. And necessitates for extremists on both sides. Unfortunately, Israeli extremists are anointed by international diplomacy and ‘the only democratic government in the Middle East’, while their Palestinian counterparts are asexual terrorist fish in a barrel that can be relied on to perpetuate their kind through the mere fact of blatant daily injustices and intimate knowledge of the Israeli police state.
So when George W Bush says the words “International law” as if it were some kind of blasphemous concept, he is talking to Israeli settlers and their political representatives as much as he is to nationalist patsies among the US electorate. ALL of Israel’s settlements in Palestinian territory since they invaded and occupied in 1967 are illegal under international law.
A little tinkering at the extremist edges in Gaza is clearly part of a wider goal; namely the continued economic suffocation of the impoverished Palestinians of Gaza, with the possible side order of collaboration with opportunist Egyptian extremists and all-out war between Israel and an Arab neighbour to ensure that sides are taken, diplomacy is humiliated as some neutered UN talking shop (which it probably would be – 37 years of resolutions have not displaced any Israeli settlements of consequence) and the regional nuclear superpower regains its place at the head of a distinctly rickety but ‘internationally respected’ table.
** The Ramallah prisoner has been dying for years, but this time it looks like no ordinary drugs-grab and his number might really be up. When he’s dead the Israelis will have a whale of a time rejecting proposed successors despite having claimed that they couldn’t negotiate with Arafat because, although under house arrest/tanks smashing down houses around his ‘compound’ and members of the Israeli cabinet openly discussing, on national radio, the pros and cons of assassinating Arafat, he couldn’t control the Palestinians.
On the wider Palestine-Israel fairness conference, it has been beautiful to see the tried and tested media compliance formula in recent weeks. Sharon is now “mellowing with age”, according to the spectacularly banal but bellicose Mark Urban on Newsnight, with his efforts to displace settlers in the Gaza strip. It really is that simple, isn’t it? (see above).
By seeking to move Israeli settlers he has clearly changed his mind and it should now be apparent to all those with a fair mind that Sharon has let the love in (as long as there is no right to return for Palestinians ousted over the decades) and will personally operate on Arafat’s cancerous stomach, in a terrific mercy bid. Again, the evidence past and present is there for more comprehensive coverage of Sharon and the long term objective motivating the vote on Gaza’s fundamentalist settlers but, as ever, balanced analysis is hard to come by.
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The Chancellor of C.R.E.A.M*
“To win a historic third term, New Labour has to break through the fog of doubt by challenging and beating the politics of pessimism”
Just one quote from an astoundingly vacuous Observer
comment from election co-ordinator Alan Milburn, on 17 October.
Chancellor of the Duchy of Lancaster Alan Milburn is one of the best/worst examples, along with Blair, of the Torycentric policies being pushed by the government. That archaic job title means Milburn is head of the Cabinet Office and, conveniently, is paid out of the public purse to carry out mostly party political tasks (he is also one of the authors of the manifesto for the next General Erection). Backbenchers rightly wanted a fuller description of his role and indeed why so much private money and influence are not inimical to the betterment of public service. “Labour exists for a simple reason – to make life better for hard-working families,” he generalised in his column, which actually means: “we exist to make sure families work hard and to unsettle single people.”
Serving MP Talent Milburn was an adviser to private equity firm Bridgepoint (and probably would have stayed on it if the thought he could get away with it). Bridgepoint has private healthcare interests as well, so it stinks volumes about the Darlington MP's own interests that he should take up their offer of £30,000 pa for advice when he had just resigned as Secretary of State for Health. Bridgepoint has a huge stake in a French privi-med firm in its ‘portfolio’. To these people, public healthcare is just a ‘sector’ with ‘potential’. The former second-hand bookshop owner and Trotskyist spliffhead now sees nothing wrong with politicians exploiting their positions for personal profit and, in this case, actively undermining free, publicly provided, universal healthcare. “Britain is going places but if we are to open up opportunities for all, we will need a radical third-term programme founded on Labour values. The ambitious five-year plans for health, education, crime and transport are a good start.”
While this narcissistic pillock has sailed across the ideological spectrum to end up on the right of the New Labour/Tory party espousing private finance and ownership as the only curative for all public sector ills, Labour politicians of consistent, if centrist, conviction like Milburn’s predecessor at Health, Frank Dobson, must be aghast as they have watched such an unreliable and capricious politician receive such grand rewards from the New Labour clique – the same one that preaches loyalty to the party at all costs.
At the same time as claiming to address people’s cynicism about politics and politicians, Blair not only does nothing but appoint shallow cash obsessives (who share those constipated fiscal aspirations with him) like Milburn. Naturally, Milburn now regards himself as a man of the people but can’t help reverting to type. Check this about success for Labour in the next general collection: “In other words, talk the people’s language, not the language of the Westminster village.” The very next line starts: “See life through the prism of people’s lives, not the news prism.”
Such contradictory jism about prismatic analysis is classic elitist political spunk-speech and also raises some questions about what Talent regards existence to be. But of course, we are forgetting, my fellow morlocks, that New Labour is here to serve, and serve radically. There’s no doubt that Labour (even the New brand) are better than the Tories but the gap is narrowing and the policies indulged in will fuck the party royally (possibly literally) in the long term.
Doyen of the backbench Labour left wingers, Dennis Skinner, once castigated Ken Livingstone for fighting against Labour as an independent candidate in the London Mayoral elections. The silence about the ‘mind creep’ of Labour MPs like Milburn, Harriet Harman, the Right Honourable Dr John Reid MP Phd, Stephen Byers and Kim Howells is noticeable. As we know, this tranche of bollockheads once espoused socialist values and now lavish their feverish insecurities and careerist miasma on the free market’s hero, Anthony Blair MP QC, and his squad of demented political fantasists. Now that’s truly radical loyalty to the cause.
*Wu Tang’s Cash Rules Everything Around Me (‘dollar dollar bills yo’ – covered by Pimp G Snoop on his recent Chuuch workouts, no irony at all there lads; cheers)
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Enta da regulata: Media indie falls foul of FBI thought police
“Indymedia does not have any information on the reasons and the nature of order and the actions taken”
Online renegades Indymedia, the democratic collective of media organisations and hundreds of journalists offering grassroots, non-corporate coverage, recently had all its UK-based servers
impounded by the Federal Bureau of Investigation, via its host Rackspace. In a bid to satisfy the Washington arse-masters, the FBI has enlisted the help of among others the P2 conspiracy fascist Berlusconi and the fiscal fiddlers of Switzerland to justify interference in the legitimate activities of an independent (and not-for-profit) media organisation ‘with links’ to the anti-globalisation and war movement. Hippies should not be allowed to think about stories beyond tabloid front pages, obviously, but what about beatniks, refuseniks, rent-a-mobs and crowds-u-are-not-allowed-to-like? They can't either. It's official. What you read will be dictated to you. The gravest threat to the freedom of the free market is objective, localised reportage – as Gaby Rado proved in Iraq, the unreasonably reasonable man.
What a marvellous conflation between coverage and presumed involvement in protest. The totalitarian overtones of the assault on the Indymedia network by the ‘free’ world's intelligence service are clear, but the kind participation of US-friendly governments (including the UK) in Europe – by acquiescing to the laughably manipulative terms of the Mutual Legal Assistance/Masturbation Treaty (now serving, it would seem, as an adjunct to the US Patriot Act) – dilutes and obscures the real threat to the freedom ‘enjoyed’ by those who don't deserve it. This is a democratic quality judgement and an exercise in purging opposition to free market supremacy over all societies. If you are sceptical about the pathetic ‘choice’ of politicians whoring for your vote and slightly miffed that no one represents at least three of your views, then you'd better shut your face about it.
The server grab was a flagrant act of provocation designed to institutionalise political repression further still. The blatant abuse of the news agenda in the US is being forced on all other countries in another act of imperialist aggression to ensure ignorant, tabloid, right-wing reactionary coverage of all 'stories' in the news, so that they do become stories. Yesterday, Karl Rove visited Iraq and was seen by no one taking a dictionary into one of Saddam’s disused rape rooms and ‘doing the business’. Like the dubious news item at the ‘end’ of the Iraq war, that the US were to create a market for speculation on the war on terror (who the US were going to catch next; where the next terrorist attack would be etc), it is also part of the campaign to eradicate lateral thinking and self-empowerment. It is also the first major step toward regulating the internet. This may be an impossible task but then so is declaring war on certain types of thought.
All in all a tell-tale sign of the ongoing Operation Mind Control. Get your stuff backed up somewhere else in readiness. Although it does not compare to the human rights abuses occurring in a number of other media-censored countries, and will of course go unnoticed in the mass media, the same fuckheads are involved and responsible for those abuses. Imperialism never tasted so good **yaaarg**
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Blair not losing heart for job despite palpitations
Heart problems; house buying; and third term fever, Despite clear loathing of the BBC after their successful ‘sexing up’ disclosure, Andrew Marr was still seen as best conduit, along with Nick Robinson and Adam Boulton, for Thursday’s candid revelations.
Before every public appearance PM Blair does a falsetto rendition (in the mirror, naturally) of that terrible Who lyrics “Feel me, touch me” and then breaks it down with a Kathy Dennis remix, with his backroom staff choreographing their dances. Oh it’s all such fun! Like Simon Mayo’s eyes [rebelling from their cranial compound because of the strength of the material Mayo routinely places in front of them], it’s good to know that Blair’s heart is not happy with the consistent lying, misrepresentation and exaggeration it has been party to. At last, anthropomorphism has found its niche.
Anyone else notice the slight contradiction in Blair making this announcement about his slack cardiacs and then saying ‘it’s nothing to worry about’? Isn’t it? Ok, well that’s a shame as plenty of people were making banners to parade and shout slogans outside Hammersmith hospital, to help get Tony back on the road to recovery and continue privatising everything we ever owned; forging links with fascists in Europe and America (as long as they’re not black, Moslem or Arab); making schools and hospitals compete for students and patients; taking council houses out of local authority ownership and into the hands of housing associations and private landlords; sticking the free trade barb Mandelson in EU eyes and generally taking ‘guff decisions’ (who to humiliate and fart on next). Some possible reasons for yesterday’s “unprecedented declaration”:
With the impossibility of any sympathy for his policies, tugging at the nation’s heart strings in a “look how brave I am” style was seen as the next best bet. (With his teeth permanently gritted in that demented smile the chances of him eating shit also diminish).
Blair and his team are so generally desperate for a PR win that he thinks the big gesture will calm the opposition. It won’t. Media-wise, it was also designed as insurance against a loss in Hartlepool. The fact that they won (even with a local rep) despite the sort of swing against that, if repeated in a general election, would see Labour out of power, makes that front-page presence all the more sweeter for Tony’s reflexive aorta.
Because politics has been reduced to a mediated image factory like a crap Gap advert in some people’s minds, Blairites cannot risk Chancellor Brown running for government. We already have the legacy of seven years of Blair – Labour so far to the right that a Blair-lite/Brown government would be cornered by the right-wing media on immigration, taxation, asylum, relations with the US and terrorism and hounded out at the first election. There might just be a ‘democratic’ precedent for this type of overpowering media and political impotence combining to suffocate and narrow the terms of debate and public access to information on any subject. Can’t think where though.
But neither getting the right man for the job or historic Labour third terms come into it: he wants to live longer in the memory with a greater legacy than his hero, individualist supreme, Thatcher…
Wants to, but maybe can’t. Perhaps he has no intention of making that five years, as with his sacré coeur he has already created his subtext, genuine or not, for an exit. Cherie will likely have to remind him in two years’ time that a moribund father is no use to the Blair clan. Even if they’ll be living in a huge house with butlers and other ancillary staff. Some radge like Milburn will then be ready…
Is there any contingency to suggest that, eight years in, Blair will finally decide to follow the ideologically correct path of his party for raising the lot of Britain?
Such as Europe. Perhaps this centre-right individual wants to be the one to preside over our referendum on the European constitution?
Whichever reason, Blair has shown that for him personalities come before the party. When he does decide to go, the party will be torn apart by a succession crisis. The only person who can solve it is Bono, but he’ll be UN secreterry-general by then.
No doubt on one thing. With a resolute, righteous sense of Christian conviction, Rt Hon Blair really does want to see the complete razing to rubble of Iraq through…
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