A Memo from
Dr Adolph McGroot, chairman of the National Socialist Liberation
Front, on top of the topical subjects as ever...
Item 1. On theology
"The creation of
the cosmos," declared the Chairman, "evinces as much skill
and forbearance as a nigger playing billiards." "But niggers
cant play billiards!" protested Pastor Waller.
"My point exactly,"
puffed the Chairman.
Item 2. On civilization
"Gentlemen, a toast!"
the Chairman announced. "To brave white men, undaunted, striving
fearlessly toward the infinite despite the vicissitudes of darkling
Item 3. On sociology
"It would probably
be best to burn them in their own crack-pipes," mused the Chairman.
"Sprinkle the ashes over Kensington Gardens and use them as
nigger-compost! Sapling jew-niggers everywhere! Yielding some sort
of luscious ebony-fleshed fig. We could pick them and eat them or
even smoke them again! O blessed fruit! Oh darkling munificence!
Item 4. On inversion
of the sodomites," the Chairman warned, "shall not go
Item 5. On geopolitics
"Osama Bin Laden?
Al-Qaeda? The prophet Mohammed?" queried the Chairman. "Ululating
towel-heads. Nevertheless, Bong Ladens undoubtedly a man of
vision and foresight. Allahu akbar! May a thousand gleaming scimitars
rape the great American cunt!"
Item 6. On narcotics
scrofulous nuts!" exclaimed the Chairman, tamping down the
white rock in his ivory-carved cob pipe, "crack cocaines
the surest shortcut to Enlightenment. Fucking fantastic!