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RACE
Pan-Aryanism's
dark future
Dr Adolph McGroot, who last issue was extolling
the virtues of Peter Sutcliffe,
seems to have been watching too much MTV

[Note:
The following transcript was made from an audio-recording of Chairman
McGroot's speech at 'The Future of Pan-Aryanism' conference on the
24th of June 2001 at the University of Warwick. It was of course
during this address that an attempt was made on McGroot's life by
the crazed black lesbian separatist Wanda Hucksickle. In the ensuing
chaos triggered by this, the 22nd assassination attempt upon the
Chairman, the recording was irreparably damaged, rendering some
sections undecipherable. Odin be praised, the impudent Negro sapphite's
markspersonship proved as maladroit as her command of received English
and the Chairman survived. We reproduce the surviving tape transcripts
here, in spite of the aforementioned lacunae, certain that the irrepressible
potency of McGroot's message overcomes these hindrances just as
the Chairman continues to survive 'the slings and arrows of outrageous
Negrodom' - Bix Waller.]
Recording
begins:
McGroot [solemnly intoning]:
To
be, or not to be,
A white man:
That is the question.
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to
suffer the slings and arrows of
outrageous Negroes,
Or to take arms against a sea of darkies,
And by opposing,
End them?
To
tangle with negroes is irksome
To tango with sambos is sweet
So temper your ire with a
well-mannered prance
And watch darklings flee from the street.
Do
you love Negroes? I do. I've loved the Negro race my whole life.
I love Negroes and all Negrociousness. Smiling, happy, carefree,
wiry and woolly, singing and dancing in their own inimitable way.
Long live Negroes! No racist I - for I love Negroes. And yet
Friends,
I am a white man. Do you know what that means? It means that I prefer
science to superstition, rhapsody to rap, Pergolesi to P.Diddy.
I love Negroes - and yet
The cultural legacy painstakingly
accumulated over two millennia of European civilisation whispers
urgently in our ear: Are we not white?
Whiteness
is far more than a merely regional, European phenomenon (as Dr.
Strumpfvögel so ably demonstrated this morning). Stretching
across the galaxies, weaving through the nebulae, there winds an
intricate chain of sentient organisation that is primordially Aryan
in nature. Throughout the cosmos, intelligence is Aryan. Aryanism
is far more than a racial condition; it is a universal sine qua
non for cognition.
Negrotorical
imperative
How do we recognise the Aryan? The tell-tale signs are immediately
apparent: he instinctively prioritises the life of the mind over
the Negrotorical imperative to dance, sing and fornicate. Bemused,
the serene Aryan observes the feverishly gesticulating Negro as
the latter obliterates sentience through his frenzied jungle prance.
How they love to dance! And how we love to watch them prance! 'To
tango with Negroes is sweet
'
Racism?
No - merely an acknowledgement of two fundamentally incompatible
destinies. The Aryan thinks while the Negro jigs. The Pan-Aryanist
message is one of hope, not hate; of pride, not prejudice. I extend
the white hand of friendship to all Negroes. Perhaps they'd clasp
it in return, if they could just stop dancing and fucking for more
than ten seconds at a time
Friends,
I love Negroes - but I love the white race more! And I fear our
civilisation - Aryan civilisation - is being turned into an all-singing,
all-dancing circus of Negrociousness; an interminable Nigger-Fuckathon;
a degenerate den of Sooty Whoredom
Superpimp
rape anthems
Bootylicious bikini-clad Afro-bitches, buttock cheeks wildly wobbling
in time to the punitive rhythms of superpimp rape anthems like 'Ass-Nigger'
and 'Chump-Fudger' as defenceless flaxen-haired Scandinavian tots
watch helplessly. Do we want these preening Shit-Dribblers and assorted
Negrosexuals peddling their frenzied, drug-addled satyriasis to
impressionable Aryan toddlers? How much longer must we tolerate
the meretricious prancing of the Negrosexual, the sway of Sooty
Whoredom?
Negrosexual
'culture' - I use the term advisedly - revolves exclusively around
two constants: dancing and fucking. Is it racism to suggest that
there may be more to life than dancing and fucking? That a bi-millennial
cultural legacy demands rather more from us? If so, then I can only
plead guilty as charged. Listen to the Negrosexual's jive: has it
ever contained much besides the lecher's paean and the cuckold's
whine? What is the jigaboo's jig about? NEGRO-ABUSERS, SUPERFLY
WIFE-BEATERS AND SWEETHEART-MISTREATERS
And
what do these Negrosexuals have to say in their own defence? Only
that "THEYS 'KEEPING IT REAL'". How so? By dancin', snortin',
tokin', and fuckin' 'theyselves' into oblivion 24 hours a day and
entreating us to do likewise. White furs, limitless cocaine, grotesquely
ostentatious jewellery and 24-hour jacuzzi sex: these are the parameters
delineating the apex of Negrosexual aspiration. Is this what we
want for our children? Well, while 'theys' keeps it real, we'll
keep our fingers on the trigger - KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING? In the name
of civilisation, in the name of the future, in the name of sentient
life everywhere in the universe - I DEMAND RACIAL APOCALYPSE NOW!!
Angry
voice from audience: YOU FUCKING RACIST TWAT!
McGroot:
Such is the specious reasoning of the Negrosexual
[garbled]
Listen, nigger-cunt: science proves that if there's intelligent
life elsewhere in the universe, it doesn't have frizzy hair. The
cosmos is Aryan. I am not a racist, I'm a spokesman on behalf of
universal sentience. ARE YOU LISTENING MUD-PEOPLE!!
[more
shouts and protests from audience. Unintelligible clamour]
Wanda
Hucksickle: YOU DEAD, YOU OFAY MUTHAFUCKA!!
McGroot:
Madam, I am not a racist, I AM A PAN-ARYANIST
[garbled]
FACT:
87% of blacks are genetically incapable of counting higher than
the number three. Is it really feasible to suppose that the future
of civilisation is safe in these people's hands? ARE WE NOT WHITE?
[garbled]
Intelligent life is Aryan, you sad bunch of spear-chucking jigaboos!
[howls
of outrage and derision from audience]
McGroot
[bemused]: Impertinent b'zuzus!
Wanda
Hucksickle: "YOU DEAD, YOU HONKIE PRICK!!"
McGroot:
Madam, by all means, start the race war now. Let the darklings quake
and the Negroes shake! RACIAL APOCALYPSE NOW!! ARE YOU LISTENING
MUD PEOPLE!! CUNTBLACKNIGGERPOOFCUNTSHITNIGGERCUNT
[Sound
of gunfire in auditorium, followed by uproar and pandemonium]
[End
of tape]
Appendix
McGroot's Pan-Aryanist Syllogism
"Everything
turns on grasping and expressing the True not just as Substance
but equally as Subject": GWF Hegel
Let
'Subject' = Pride of Aryan Manhood
Let
'Substance' = Curse of Sooty Whoredom
Then
by the inexorable logic of White Reason, it clearly follows that
Subject = Substance
Ergo
GWF Hegel was a Negrosexual catamite.
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