Lodge is such a fabulous organisation, as Whore Cull found out when
we came about this correspondence
read your inquiry with interest, but your ideas will not form part
of Conservative Party policy. Trouser-hiking is a secret, our craft
must be kept from the public gaze and public gays that sort
of thing is best kept behind closed doors and I know of a very heavy
pair that exclude all those ignorant of the Lodges secrets
Lionel Butteredup MP
is nothing to deny about our pantalon participation in the police.
Centuries-old cultivation of masonic practice in the key civil enforcement
areas you mention makes it very hard to reveal actual evidence.
Such a brilliant system. Besides, our marketing Apprentice Boys
do such a great job promoting our work with our niche
is no need for them to know where the donations have been creamed
from, and senseless having unattributed huge profits open to the
public gaze, they wouldnt understand. We are enrolling some
new faces this evening. A diverse bunch of directors, lawyers and
a mayor from Reigate. I trust our underlings have cleaned the Stags
who is Martin,
is the decency of our moral hoisting and our foisting of the blame
when things go wrong on to wider society, that I am tempted to get
out the covenant goat for this evenings mysterious and secret
to build a care home for single and elderly brothers in Reigate,
so it is imperative that we press this Reigate fellow into at least
an apprentice position (otherwise release the Orange hounds onto
his reputation and face).
(it calls itself something else these days but that's what
esteemed Masonic elder
The Telegraph with glee this morning. Looks like the Met
top brass assigned the top rank-and-file to the protesters yesterday.
With their in-built prejudices and love of establishment privilege,
these police proles would make fine Lodge members if it wasnt
for their uncontrollable rages. Better off taking it out on the
unwashed than anywhere near our ancient chambers. South Downs
Weekly has been running respectable articles about the lack
of specialist care homes (the editors a pal),
so your nomination, the Mayors signature and a slip of the
relevant dossier should smooth your passage. I wont be hanging
about all night, as I have an early train to Ayrshire, where Masters
Murray and Findlay await my arrival.
eliminated the competition simply by registering that I am a Freemason
(everything else I told the Committee was absolute rot its
ok though, the non-brotherhood people present didnt know any
different and it was a respectful joke for those familiar with our
mystical travails). No-one will question anything I do, ever again.
See you at the Lodge this evening. Tonights apprentice applicants
look suitably naive and well spread across the vocational spectrum
one of them is an internet guru, as I believe
the ghastly expression goes.
Lionel Cedric de Bureaux
other matters of business to attend to have swam into my purview.
Rickson Jury. our esteemed brother from the US, is coming to the
end of his tenure on the Non-Proliferation Trust, that sterling
arms control committee, and the other representative bodies
the CIA, nuclear industry, Pentagon, etc have suggested that
it might be rather fun if they select a mason from our United Kingdom,
so the Society of Lodges have to begin selecting a nominee.
US brethren have also told us to hurry in getting our applications
for the annual Worshipping The Owl Conference in New
England. Such brilliant networking opportunities, I suggest we appropriate
some funds from the usual sources to secure our delegations
thoughts on these matters are as always valuable, Martin